“The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents said falling over and bumping into people was part of the fun.” —BBC News
“When you are laying around sick, there is nothing, at all, like eating ripe, fresh, chilled oranges.” —theastralcity
It’s not like Nutella or vintage clothing is anything new. Hipsters are just a pathetic excuse for a new fad involving pointless items such as triangles, hideous boots, and grandma shorts. Real original folks.
Amen to you good sir!
“I am not, nor have I ever been, one to set up a Christmas Tree” —Me testifying before the House Committee On Un-Christmas Activities